White Rabbit
Oh Dear! Oh dear, dear, dear! (speaking to ALICE) Mary Anne, Mary Anne, hurry, I
can’t find my gloves! What? Oh, Mary Anne, Ginger, Gilligan, I don’t care what
your name is, don’t argue with me, you’re making me later than I already am.
Hurry, hurry, my gloves, somewhere in my house, I’m late!!!
Attention, attention, inhabitants and subjects and all other direct or indirect objects
of Wonderland: fall to your knees and tremble before her majestic majesty, her
royal regality, yes, folks, your favorite monarch of mean and mine, The One, The
Only, Queen of Hearts!!!
(King of Hearts pokes around the curtain. “And, umm, well, let’s not forget the King
of Hearts.”)
Oh yeah, him too