Mad Hatter
Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland – March Hare Monologue
Did you say you were late? Well, your watch is slow, silly. Here, let me fix it for
you. (Puts the watch on a table and “operates” on it)
Scalpel!!
Forceps!!
Axel Grease!!
Peanut butter!!
Hurry, we’re losing him!!
Bring me the liverwurst!
(like a mad scientist)
Live, live, I command you to liiiive!!!!!
(The CHESHIRE CAT makes the flatline sound: dead!)
Oooops. You might want to get a new watch. I sorta broke this one. Wasn’t it fun?
Let’s do it again!!